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Okay folks. This horrible farce of the Delta variant has just started. Our infamous leader, Mayor Lightfood has canceling the Chicago's 63rd annual Air & Water Show and this could be the beginning of a Thousand years of darkness if we allow this to keep happening. The Commies are coming and they want to steal the joy of the American spirit and take away the things we love. Last year, she had closed our parks, schools and bike paths just to control this city as if all of us were small children. Chicago dose not need a Mom, we need a strong leader, and she ain't the one for our Jewel of the Midwest. I recall when Vince Vaughn brought his mother to the Chicago's Air & Water Show with a parachute and that looked pretty God Damn funny as I hung out with MC: Herb Hunter that day. But now the jokes are over with Mayor Lightfoot.
On August 18, 2013, former US President, Barack Obama tried to cancel Chicago's 55th Annul Air & Water Show and failed. Mary May at the Mayor's Office of Special Events granted me my press credentials as private civilians used their own aircraft with the help of D.C.A.S.E and Shell Global. I got some really cool footage for my Youtube Channel on EvilGenius501 and it pretty wicked. Obama had learned that day that American people did not need his toys and we plenty ourselves and that nothing can stop the American Dream. No sir, you lose Mr. President and will go down in history as failed leader in this country.
To emphasize this statement we can examine August 21, 1979 and the day that Diana Nyad swam across the fierce and deadly ocean without a protective shark cage. How's that for a water show? "Are you with me so far?" Good. Fighting freezing cold currents and man-eating jellyfish, Nyad understood the road to greatness and how to get there. On her 30th Birthday Nyad set a world record by swimming 102 miles in 27.5 hours. In 2013 Diana Nyad swam to Cuba in her fifth attempt completing a 110 miles journey in 53 hours. Today she is an author, journalist and an American swimmer and loved by many and is a true leader for the American people.
The Blue Angles did come to Chicago this weekend for a flyby and it was time to drink some rum and have some fun. Buzzing around Lake Michigan and setting sail on The Tall Ship Windy (Chicago's Flag Ship) was a good way to keep my sanity. On deck was First Mate, Jordan Gray and the Skipper. This Rig is a Gaff topsail schooner that is 148 feel long with rig height of 85 feet and is my favorite Vessel at Navy Pier. "Ahoy four deck,!" shouts Jordan. And our cast of 95 + 8 was on our way of 75 minutes of open water adventures. After listening to First Mate Gray gab about boat safety, most us the passengers were enjoying the F/18 Super Hornets roaring overhead like death rockets. What a fun afternoon and afterward, it was time to see my family for a Friday evening bar-be-cue.
The Chicago Air & Water Show is my favorite free summer event of the year. It also marks the end of summer for most Chicagoan city dwellers. Nothing is free anymore and The Too Much Fun Club is now closed for the summer. With that in mind, let's no forget about those mandatory media blackouts and the NFL with all there bullshit. A 1,000 years of darkness is coming soon.
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